Parodies


You gotta keep on litigatin’

With the jury selected
And our client appeased
We keep on laughin’ all the way to the courtroom
Winning lawsuits with the greatest of ease
You may find yourself set up to fall
And if they catch you call on “Wynn, Lockehart, and
Dahl”
If one guy’s stories and the other’s don’t mix
We’re gonna find ’em out

CHORUS
Hey man know how you’re gonna plead?
Testify
We gotta keep on litigatin’
Hey man can we discuss our fee?
Plead the Fifth
We gotta keep on litigatin’

Hey they don’t pay no fine
If we’re really crafty you won’t be serving any
time
Hey, it’s Judgement Day!

By the time your hearing started
We were long on the case
Try so hard to keep you from going to jail
Just don’t mention that you like to freebase
But if we get a judge as mean as a troll
No one’s getting pardoned
No one’s getting paroled
You’ve over twenty counts of death and violence and
rape
Might as well tie your own rope

CHORUS



If you’ve never met my mother-in-law, she’s like cold weather
She treats me like I’m scum and byfar doesn’t believe in forever
If you don’t believe that someone so crazy could have exist

That’s it
I’ve had enough, I’ll call your bluff
She is such a witch
That’s it
Just go away, don’t act amazed that you can’t stay
You might as well just kiss this
No that I realize that
That’s it

A broken leg is what I’ll give, and blame it on a fall
I can make the pain disappear once and for all
If you think someone would grieve for you, believe me, you won’t be missed

That’s it
I’ve had enough, I’ll call your bluff
She is such a witch
That’s it
Just go away, don’t act amazed that you can’t stay
You might as well just kiss this
No that I realize that
That’s it

That’s it
I’ve had enough, I’ll call your bluff
She is such a witch
That’s it
Just go away, don’t act amazed that you can’t stay
You might as well just kiss this
No that I realize that
That’s it

You’re crazy
that’s it


Chorus: Could you believe I caught Osama Bin Laden bombing embassies next door.
Picture this we both got locked in and started banging on the bathroom door.
Well hey look there’s a blackbox on the bottom of the toilet seat. (Huh?)
If I die in the explosion at least somebody will hear me speak.

What the hell is this? Some Action/Drama/Thriller
I’m stuck inside the restroom with a mass serial killer.
And this stupid bomb is gonna cook us like a griller.
Osama: Let’s review the situation.
Me: There’s no time for that!!!
I’ll say a few prayers that I learned yesterday.
I’m stuck here with a terrorist. Oh Crappy Day!
Let me talk to this guy. I’ll be dead anyway.
Asked him if he did it. He said Lenny, No Way!

Me: Was it you who bombed the pentagon?
Osama: It wasn’t me.
Me: You bombed the U.S.S. Cole huh?
Osama: It wasn’t me.
Me: You even bombed the World Trade Towers.
Osama: It wasn’t me.
Me: And the embassy in Africa.
Osama: It wasn’t me.
Me: So we’re stuck here in this toilet.
Osama: Oopsy!
Me: Pretty soon we will be boilin’.
Osama: Oopsy.
Me: And we’ll be burned into powder!
Osama: Oopsy.
Me: So just admit it it’s over!
Osama: Must be.

Chorus

Me: I really believe that I have the right to be pissed.
I’m locked inside the bathroom with a Muslim terrorist.
The bomb’s about to blow and we will both be blown to bits.
Seeing is believing and I think I need some specs.
I brought up all the bombings and the crashes from the past.
The evidence was there but all his answers were half assed.
Osama: Let’s Break the door down and save our ass.
Then we’d better run and girl we’d better run fast!!!

Me: Was it you who bombed the pentagon?
Osama: It wasn’t me……….

Me: Tell America you’re sorry for the pain that you caused.
I’ve been listening to your accent.
Can’t make sense of it at all.
You know you’re responsible for this crap you just caused.
If we get out of this building I’ll be kicking your arse. (British pronounciation)

Chorus